Hope is hearing the melody of the future. Faith is to dance to it. ~R. Alves

If you want people to give you odd looks, walk slowly down the street (not sidewalk, street) pushing a cart with a carefully (and none too well) balanced TV and VCR. Great fun.

If you want to get addicted to something that's not good for you, buy hershy's milk chocolate kisses with almonds and put them in the office candy dish. Don't worry about eating them all--they won't last long.

If you want to make sure you catch your bus, don't stop and smell the roses. Or pet a cat.

If you want to feel goofily happy the rest of the day, pet a cat.

If you set your watch ahead ten minutes, you will catch your bus, no matter how much you've panicked that you've missed it (even if you've stopped to pet a cat).

If you try to photocopy your face, remember to keep your eyes shut. But don't bother doing it in the first place, as it doesn't really turn out.

If you want to do a funky poster for the school by photocopying your face...don't. Bury it deep away and never admit that it happened. Paper shredders are created for a purpose.

If you want to have a lunch break, remember to lock the office door, or you will be forced to actually be helpful to university students who can't understand the sign, "out to lunch."

If you update your blog during your lunch hour, try to make it interesting.

If you find it difficult to write anything interesting, write an odd list of things of which you may (or may not) have personal experience. People will appreciate it.

Really.